apparently everyone needs a helping hand... pun intended


http://www.wfsb.com/enter...nt/18436659/detail.html#-

aww... the link is broken for me

http://www.wfsb.com/entertainment/18436659/detail.html#-


there i tried again... darn links

In 1990, the government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for
tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed
and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country and
857+ billion dollars to a pack of nitwits who couldn't make money
running a whore house and selling booze.

Now if that doesn't make you nervous, what does?

Sales down 22%. Oh, boo-hoo. It's possible that people aren't buying the Girls Gone Wild vids because they're all the same. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all. It could also be that guys realized if they wanted to see a drunk girl willing to show her boobs, they just needed to go down to their local bar.

Surely this must have been meant as a joke. A sarcastic poke at the government.