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PostSubject: If You Hate Your Job   Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:42 am

When you have a ' I Hate My Job' day,
[even if retired, you have those sometimes] try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your WALGREENS and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite
chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place
it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box andread it carefully. You
will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
personally tested and then sanitized. '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so
glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH
A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

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