http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/-t1.htm Got a funny to share, even one of your own, come share away! Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:41:41 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/green-baby/logo.jpg http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/-t1.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/and-now-for-something-completely-different-t282.htm LeaShi Dear Niel, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your false teeth, but I'll keep your virginity as a memory. I always will remember the pep talks and I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo. Go drown yourself, Ashley Here's ... Shits & Giggles Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:41:41 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/and-now-for-something-completely-different-t282.htm#1206 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/and-now-for-something-completely-different-t282.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/grandparents-grandkids-t267.htm Lightfoot Grandparents: 1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye... 2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked ... Shits & Giggles Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:07:14 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/grandparents-grandkids-t267.htm#1133 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/grandparents-grandkids-t267.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/in-time-for-tax-season-t261.htm LeaShi

If only it were this easy!]]> Shits & Giggles Fri, 27 Mar 2009 03:23:43 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/in-time-for-tax-season-t261.htm#1111 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/in-time-for-tax-season-t261.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/online-dating-out-to-search-ways-t248.htm gabrieljones The online dating concept is new one for me. I would like to know a good online dating site that is reasonable. I do not have a lot of money to spend now. I am a newbie, don’t have that much information .Can you direct me to a low cost dating site? Shits & Giggles Mon, 09 Feb 2009 14:43:44 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/online-dating-out-to-search-ways-t248.htm#1056 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/online-dating-out-to-search-ways-t248.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/john-da-head-sanitation-system-worker-victim-of-accidental-bathroom-shooting-at-utah-eatery-has-died-t245.htm K8 McCridhe John da Head, sanitation system worker, victim of accidental bathroom shooting at Utah eatery, has died http://www.fox4kc.com/new...ilet-shot,0,6229353.story CENTERVILLE, Utah (AP) - John, a porcelain commode gunned down in an accidental shooting at a fast food restaurant's bathroom, has died. His age was not immediately known. The toilet was shattered by a bullet Jan. 12 when a man's gun fell from its holster as he was pulling up his pants, police said. Police do not plan to file ... Shits & Giggles Tue, 03 Feb 2009 05:23:55 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/john-da-head-sanitation-system-worker-victim-of-accidental-bathroom-shooting-at-utah-eatery-has-died-t245.htm#1049 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/john-da-head-sanitation-system-worker-victim-of-accidental-bathroom-shooting-at-utah-eatery-has-died-t245.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/nine-words-women-use-t215.htm Sage NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) ... Shits & Giggles Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:29:21 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/nine-words-women-use-t215.htm#911 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/nine-words-women-use-t215.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/body-statistics-t211.htm Lightfoot Body Statistics ... It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your ... Shits & Giggles Thu, 13 Nov 2008 05:51:42 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/body-statistics-t211.htm#903 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/body-statistics-t211.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/if-you-ve-ever-shopped-at-walmart-t208.htm Lightfoot http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/imageswalmart-20bingo.jpg]]> Shits & Giggles Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:55:36 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/if-you-ve-ever-shopped-at-walmart-t208.htm#895 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/if-you-ve-ever-shopped-at-walmart-t208.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/for-your-entertainment-t186.htm LeaShi
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Make your own here: http://www.pyzam.com/toys/view/familysticker]]> Shits & Giggles Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:17:57 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/family-sticker-t177.htm#744 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/family-sticker-t177.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/check-out-my-new-avatar-t167.htm LeaShi
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OMG! Seriously, dude, turn in your parenting license now.]]> Shits & Giggles Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:20:15 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/epic-parenting-fail-t158.htm#666 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/epic-parenting-fail-t158.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/daddy-s-gonna-eat-your-fingers-t146.htm Sage DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS .. This one is for everyone who ... a) has kids, b) had kids, c) was a kid, d) knows a kid, or e) is going to have Kids. I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look!' and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending ... Shits & Giggles Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:13:10 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/daddy-s-gonna-eat-your-fingers-t146.htm#628 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/daddy-s-gonna-eat-your-fingers-t146.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/ellen-degeneres-show-t150.htm Lightfoot http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/ellen-gladys-hardy-p1.php

This old lady is a hoot!]]> Shits & Giggles Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:05:38 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/ellen-degeneres-show-t150.htm#635 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/ellen-degeneres-show-t150.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/a-new-diet-plan-t151.htm Lightfoot I'm sure you've seen this but just in case: Yesterday I was at PetsMart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet Angel the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her, "No, I don't have a dog. I am starting the Purina Diet again." I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last ... Shits & Giggles Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:07:14 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/a-new-diet-plan-t151.htm#636 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/a-new-diet-plan-t151.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/if-you-hate-your-job-t149.htm Lightfoot When you have a ' I Hate My Job' day, [even if retired, you have those sometimes] try this: On your way home from work, stop at your WALGREENS and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open ... Shits & Giggles Sun, 31 Aug 2008 13:42:49 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/if-you-hate-your-job-t149.htm#634 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/if-you-hate-your-job-t149.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/disaster-at-home-t139.htm Sage A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and ... Shits & Giggles Sun, 24 Aug 2008 21:30:34 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/disaster-at-home-t139.htm#584 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/disaster-at-home-t139.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/best-ever-blonde-joke-roflmao-t137.htm Sage BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE? A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He ... Shits & Giggles Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:18:36 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/best-ever-blonde-joke-roflmao-t137.htm#569 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/best-ever-blonde-joke-roflmao-t137.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/something-wrong-with-this-picture-t129.htm LeaShi ]]> Shits & Giggles Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:30:51 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/something-wrong-with-this-picture-t129.htm#533 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/something-wrong-with-this-picture-t129.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/very-weird-video-t114.htm LeaShi
Singing Lions]]> Shits & Giggles Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:27:17 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/very-weird-video-t114.htm#461 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/very-weird-video-t114.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/for-all-the-mom-s-and-mom-s-to-be-t109.htm Lightfoot > JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. > After a while he asked: ' Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one > for cold milk?' > > MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so > old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you > must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.' > > STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love ... Shits & Giggles Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:57:20 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/for-all-the-mom-s-and-mom-s-to-be-t109.htm#431 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/for-all-the-mom-s-and-mom-s-to-be-t109.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/upcoming-hurricanes-t103.htm LeaShi ]]> Shits & Giggles Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:36:44 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/upcoming-hurricanes-t103.htm#413 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/upcoming-hurricanes-t103.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/cute-cat-video-t87.htm LeaShi

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=32088737]]> Shits & Giggles Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:14:59 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/cute-cat-video-t87.htm#333 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/cute-cat-video-t87.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/xkcd-comic-you-might-enjoy-t80.htm LeaShi

I feel like this sometimes. ]]> Shits & Giggles Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:10:36 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/xkcd-comic-you-might-enjoy-t80.htm#301 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/xkcd-comic-you-might-enjoy-t80.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/imposter-t78.htm LeaShi

]]> Shits & Giggles Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:32:04 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/imposter-t78.htm#295 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/imposter-t78.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/ghost-in-my-house-t53.htm LeaShi So this happened to me last night, and I thought it was too funny not to share it with y'all. I came to bed at about 11PM or so and snuggled up beside Niel who was already fast asleep. Anyway, the room was silent when I laid down, so I had no problem drifting off. I was almost asleep when I heard it - a low, humming/buzzing sound, almost like someone was running a snow blower or lawn mower in the distance. Well, it's June, so it couldn't have been a snow blower, and nobody mows the lawn at 11 ... Shits & Giggles Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:50:04 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/ghost-in-my-house-t53.htm#187 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/ghost-in-my-house-t53.htm http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/joke-for-ya-how-the-fight-started-t21.htm Sage So there we were alongside the road and slowly the driver got out of the car. . . and you know how you just-get-so-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . . . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looked up at me and angrily said,
" I'M NOT HAPPY! "
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And that's when the fight started.]]> Shits & Giggles Sat, 10 May 2008 11:35:39 GMT http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/joke-for-ya-how-the-fight-started-t21.htm#59 http://sagewood.forumandco.com/shits-giggles-f4/joke-for-ya-how-the-fight-started-t21.htm